january

if i were

january

this year

i would be confused
knowing that i was invented
by people
who all have rules
like
january is supposed to be cold
snowy
give cabin fever
flu
stuff like that

now the earth
has decided that
january
is march
last year
march
was
january
(ok so it's different in austrailia
and
south america)
and now
it's warm
even balmy
confusing
"the earth is pissed"
someone said
i agree
wind
rain
warm
then a blizzard
that very day
twice in one week

wake up human
species
we've offended our mother
she is coming for us
with a hickory stick
problem is
there's no place
to run